Name:Myron Country:United States State:Michigan Metro:Southfield Gender:Male
Interests:i have no interests.....at all....whatsoever....everything bores me...even you...even sex...
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ok so....today im sleeping peacefully right?...in my bed....and i hear this wierd noise and the souond of something shaking....i look around half sleep and feel a strange pulsation in my matress...then EUREKA i find the source..MY CELL PHONE...SOMEONES FRICKING CALLING ME! and distubing my good old rest!...cuz damn i was sleeping good....
(you ever notice whenever you're having a good sleep people always want to call you/show up / bother you....but if you're bored and have nothing to do...no one is around to be found within 1000000 miles?)
anyways i answer the phone and give some jibber jabber and look out side and i see some faint sunlight...i look at my phone and it says 6:33...then i ask them why the hell you callin me so early in the morning?...and they're like huh?...i said somethings gotta be wrong for you to call me this early whats up?..then once again she says huh?.....im like IT's 6:30 AM WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?....
then she says what the hell you talkin bout myron its 6:30 pm....are you ok?.... needless to say i felt real stupid....
but the reall question is how the hell did i sleep all the way until 630 pm today?....whats wrong with me?
i think i need to get my life together...lol
and well to top things off i got scared today by an obese woman in someones comment section today...makes me wanna go back to sleep
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the below has NOTHINGto do with my blog...so READ THE BLOG SILLY!
ok so..... i was having a discussion with a group of
friends...
the topic of bi-sexuality and
homosexuality came up...three points of view were
explored
1. Bisexual people are just confused and
need to make up their minds as to what they
want.
2.If you are bisexual...then you are gay VS.
are you not gay
3. Bisexual people do exist but
MENCANNOT be bisexual VS. Men
can be bisexual just as much as females can
for point #1 i dont know what to think...i know what i
personally think but I have no comment i plead the 5th because of
sources higher than myself have threatened my well being and
i fear for my life....
for point #2 i say if you are
bisexual yes you are GAY... although you may still like to perform
heterosexual acts you also like to perform homosexual ones as
well.....and just like back in the 1950's.... if you got a little bit
of black in you ...then you were black....
and you
still dont agree with me?... you say yea im a girl and i like girls and
guys but im not gay!...im bi!....yes you are bi....but bi stands for
two...which is two things....heterosexual and
homosexual!...
still not
convinced?...ok lets say we have a negro...HE LOVES HIS WOMEN!...but
every other weeked he like to take the occasional dick up the
ass....what are you going to say?....
"THAT NIGGA
GAY!".....exactly...
moving
on....
and for point #3
so theres
girls that like girls that like guys too..but theres no dudes that like
dudes that like chicks?...one word
BULLSIHT!...lol
ok...so what makes it so impossible
for a man to be bisexual?...if we acknowledge that a woman can be
bisexual than why cant a man?...is it simply because female
homosexuality is more widely and more easily accepted than male
homosexuality?
two women having sex is more
beutiful than two men?...psh...thats just bullshit propoganda from
society telling you what is beautiful and what is not..just like a
brand name or style
*sidebar**....straight to the
point...how often do you see men glamorized in magazines and billboards
VS. women?...it is because historically MEN have had the money so
advertisement and everything else was geared towardsMEN'S
apreciation....***
so lets say you take a group of
men and ask them if they would date a bisexual woman...more than 50%
would say yes now lets say you take a group of women and ask
them if they would date a bisexual man...more than 50% would say
NO...why?
gay guys tend to get along with females
GREAT if you hadnt noticed...and guys like gay girls sometimes for
their more masculine/tom-boyish attributes and/or attitudes plus for
their down-right liberality...
...we're so we're brainwashed that a man is less of a man if he is
gay...but a woman is no less of a woman if shes gay?...ok how about you
take ten steps back take off your glasses, wipe the mud off...then look
at all the bullshit youve been staring at and not
seeing....
Men can be bisexual just as
much as females can are we not the same species with different
parts?
now..quick question...would you
date someone bi?...why?..or why
not?
you know whats crazy?...once again...xanga has become my refuge...in my MYSPACE blog..i have to watch what i post!...i guess with much power comes much responsibility...and with much responsibility comes much reward?...or maybve remorse?....lol
well lets say......ill type my story later....lets say it involves me my crush and her crazy ex boyfriend....*!STAY TUNED!*
well they say art imitates life and life mimics
art...
turns out for those of you who knwo me...i
went to the testing...and turns out i dont have anything...lady said i
just have an artistic brain..lol
so i guess thats
the reason i lose my keys for two weeks...or misplace my wallet for
3days...or forget birthdays holidays and anniversaries? she compared my
brain to einstein!...wow!?...she told me alot of things that made
sense....and well lets just say right now i have alot on my
mind...
i dunno ...lets just say ive got
alot to say...but im not to sure as to where the stairs are that lead
to my soapbox.....Perhaps if i keep typing ill stumble across my
path?
Men we realize one important thing....you
cannot turn a ho into a housewife...but (SOME) women for some reason
fail to realize the principle applies vice versa...Men can also be ho's
and even worse Pimps (or wanna-bee's). You cant turn a pimp into a
husband or a ho into a husband...it just wont work....just give up and
realize it...LET GO
the way he acts now...is the way
he'll act tomorrow and the way he'll act next week along with next
year....its a small thing called "learned behavior"...(google it if youve got the time its simple
psychology)...its harder to unlearn behavior than it is to
learn it....it takes longer to forget than it takes to learn...odds are
your potential mate has spent their whole lives learning to do things
the way they do them...so if you are SOOOO serious about changing
them...be aware you're going to dedicate their entire lifespan + a few
years to "make them change" ...if they ALLOW you
to....
so i say?....is it really worth all that?
with 6 billion people in the world?....by the time that you MIGHT have
changed them with all that time
and EFFORT you could have just leaned Swahilli Chineese
and German and found your self another GOOD POTENTIAL mate in THREE
countries
NEXT
Just on a random
thought....why cant life be simple?...People are
in love with being in love...ill admit sometimes....i wish i was a
puppy...
wierd?...
sometimes i
wish i could run around...and not have to think about all these things
that drive me crazy...sometimes i think itd be better to just be
ignorant than to know....to have someone pat me on the back and for me
to truly experience EUPHORIA! from someting that simple!!! oh only if
life were so great!...
sometimes i wish i was in
love....but not really in love in fake love but to be ignorant to the
fact that it was fake...so that it at least seemed real to me...but
really which is better?...the loneliness?...o the artificial
happiness?
i understand the fact that some people
just cannot let go because of the loneliness...but i guess we all have
to be strong...how are there so many lonely people out there?...if
theres so many?...why are they all lonely?
have you
ever been in a room of people and felt all alone? why do
people put on faces everyday rather than face the
truth?
and why do people tell me
everything!?...lol
sorry for making this
so long....but i dunno...maybe someone will actually read
it?
well this MADEA clips sums
it up nicely....i hate madea but there is some truth spoken here..
you know somtimes i think too much...and for those of you who know me
know thats an understatement...
i wonder what would
have happened if i had gotten the PS3 i waited in the cold so patienly
for ....
would i be $1400
richer now?
...i wonder if chicken would taste so
GOOD if a wasnt
black?
....i
wonder....
well not in a gay way or anything...just
out of curiosity....
ok so the myth is asain guys
have small "you-know-whats".....well the other myth is that tall guys
tend to have BIGGER ..."you-know-whats".....well im just really kinda
curious how big is YAO MINGS ..."you-know-what"...know what im
saying?....just for like scientific studies?....and then once we have
that info...how about we set up an idependant study and cross reference
it with SHAQ's...."you-know-what"...cuz... i kinda wonder about that
too...cuz SUPPOSEDLY black guys are posed to be bigger than avg yadda
yadda....and since everything else about SHAQ is (HUGE)...i
wonder...but not in a gay way...(like OH YEAH SHAQ GIVE IT TO
ME!...lol)...like i really just wonder
and if he IS
HUGE how does his
ITTY BITTY wife ....
....take
all that damn D*CK?...i wonder?...i bethca its like
this....
SHAQ: hey babe can i be on top this
time? SHQWIFE: Hell naw nigga!...you remember last
time! I was in and out the chiropractor's office for 7
weeks! S:
c'mon ill be gentle....i promise SW: You better be! and dont
be doin them long STROKES neigther...you know ate today...i dont need
pokin my stomach today...you know that shit
hurts!..
im so random....COMMENTS?...how
bout this...we'll trade....a laugh/giggle for a comment...if i made you
laugh you have to leave a comment..ok DEAL!..lol
.....exactly...
..."you-know-what"...know what im
saying?....just for like scientific studies?....and then once we have
that info...how about we set up an idependant study and cross reference
it with SHAQ's...."you-know-what"...cuz... i kinda wonder about that
too...cuz SUPPOSEDLY black guys are posed to be bigger than avg yadda
yadda....and since everything else about SHAQ is 
(HUGE)...i
wonder...but not in a gay way...(like OH YEAH SHAQ GIVE IT TO
ME!...lol)...like i really just wonder
